A taste of what is to come...

Right now I am pretty tired from filling all these forms that blogger wants me to complete so that I can write what they think will be readable material for more than one person. Well. Muhahahaha!!! It must be pretty evident by now that what I am going to post will make Sidney Sheldon's crap look like one of those all-in-one products in the teleshopping programs that can cook all your cuisines and repair your house and reduce your weight and crunch ur abs and blah blah blah...while all I really do watching those programs is sneer at the pathetic transalation, stare at the dumb blondes in economy-class outfits and contemplate the infinity of human stupidity in general and mine in particular.

I swear in all honesty that whatever will be up here will be of no use to any living organism with any meaningful purpose in his/her/its life whatsoever, suggest in all sincerity that reading my blog should be used only as a last resort, an emergency medicine for souls unable to bear the maddening boredom engulfing their lives, the maddening boredom that my daily time-table is.

I'll be putting up a lot of what is happening in my life, my daily experiences and the like. Most of them will be pretty fantastic. Co-bloggers and other readers might find my accounts unbelievable and yet envy them but I swear I have been through each of them. Its simply that dreams don't have a physical limitation to what we as humans can do and thats what I do - sleep for three quarts of a day and for the remaining part I day-dream. About sleep And siesta And stuff like that. You get the idea, right??

What I am sure of though is that I am not alone - the people I sat with in the last bench in my school days, the people that I snored with during my high-school days, the people that I dream I am sitting with in the last bench in my college nowadays - the world, I am sure is full of people like me. To all such people I dedicate my first blog. To Chaitu, to Duggi and to Santu, (who'll all be duly introduced later) a little prayer here wishing them luck for their CAT exam tommorow, to Kashyap who is sleeping behind me right now and is deeply engrossed in checking out the smell of his book with his eyes closed, to Bhanu and her auto-batch - almost the ideal vagabonds I was talking about and the many others that I am yet to meet. I'll take a break now, sleep a bit maybe...